Salma Hayek Old Lady Street Walker of the Day

Here are some pictures of Salma Hayek looking like a streetwalker, cuz I like streetwalkers enough to pretend every girl on the street near a car is a streetwalker and treating them accordingly, its kinda my thing

I guess what it comes down to is that as a Mexican celebrity straight from Mexico, she really was only a few bad blowjobs away from ending up working the street, and if she did end up down that road, like so many Mexicans before her, shed likely be far skinnier, more haggard, and giving off a strong odor of shit not chanel.

But this is just one of those things just worked out for her for reasons I call great tits that were perfect to play the mexican part in some Hollywood shit to keep it authentic.

I still think she woulda made a better hooker and I think these pics prove it.


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