Quiet after the Storm Last Night.
It was a wild night of severe Thunder Storms. Lots of bright flashes, power outages, and buckets of rain. I could not venture out to Pure Pleasure or the Eastside. But I did find some entertainment at home and had a good evening. Except for the power outages. That played havoc with the QV9000 Mainframe. I had to pull the plug until this morning. Hate lose that piece of equipment!
So no adventures to relay today. Sorry! I feel that the ABS/Theater scene in the St. Louis Area is heating up. Getting too many side reports of couples being more active at Hustler. The closing time change at Pure Pleasure may be the factor there. Not much news coming out of the Colony, but I have not been visiting it lately. Just was getting a weird vibe from some of the patrons there. I think they are pushing Ed hard to make most of the place couples only. Just a vibe, no hard facts.
I am going to have to bring out the SoapBox to address something that is bothering me today.
It has to do with those who wish to take a Moral Judgment of others. You know the type; They get in your face with such fierce moral indignations because they feel that they are right & have the moral high ground. Which is usually a load of crap! Why cant these folks understand that its hard to stand on the high ground when you are down in the gutter with the rest of us.
What brings this rant on? Well, I received an email from a moderator of a yahoo group I belong in. The Moderator had forwarded an email sent to him concerning a photo album I had posted on the Yahoo Group. The photo album theme was Dogging and I had posted numerous photos of naked/semi-naked women in an automobile setting. Nothing more than I do now with the Photo Album Blog I set up this year. The person who contacted the Moderator requested that a certain photo be removed from the album on the Yahoo Group. He stated that it was a photo of a friend who didnt want it there. Then he call me a jerk.
Why call me a jerk? I did not take the photo in question. I did not ask the woman to take her clothes off in a car. I did not even know the people involved. The photo is one of thousands I have found on the internet. Oh, one other piece of news. That Yahoo Photo Album was created 5 years ago and that is when the photo in question was posted.
Dont get me wrong on why I am doing this rant. That person has every right in the world to request a photo be removed. As I have placed in my ending tagline:
If you see a photo or article being used that is copyrighted, belongs to someone who does not wish to share, or extremely offensive, send me an email with a copy of the image or date of the article and I will pull it from the site and issue an apology for its use without authorization.
In the six years that this Blog has been active, I have only had to remove about 3 photos & 1 article. None so far with the Photo Album or the Adult Theater Blog. Each time, I complied with their request. And I was not a jerk about it. The Moderator was cool and did what he needed to do. I support his actions. And well, the original requestor did piss me off enough that I dumped all the photos out of the Yahoo Photo Album and replaced it with this:
Why did this requestor not contact me first is unknown. Maybe he thought that going to the Moderator first was proper, who knows. But to make an assumption about my character is just not nice. His stand on the Moral High Ground was using his real name & title and acting as a concerned White Knight to the fair ladys image being drooled upon by the masses. Hate to tell you this, but that photo was old before I posted it 5 years ago. Its been out there in vast ocean of web porn for a long time. It came from a newsgroup and anyone remembers those days can date this well. And you would be fooling yourself to think that this one was the only copy on the web.
Which brings me to another point to this Soapbox moment. People, you have to understand that once that photo is submitted digitally to the internet there is no more control as to where or how it will be used. Protect your images with watermarks & proof bands if that is a concern about where they will wind up. But if you are really worried, then dont take the damn picture in the first place! As a good Moderator stated once:
Once it's on The Net a photo is like a fart, there's no getting it back.
Ok, thats out of my system now and I do consider the subject close. Now to fart out some more photos!
Brady Bunch mom got crabs in affair with NY mayor
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - This would have made an interesting episode of "The Brady Bunch." Florence Henderson, the actress who played perky mom Carol Brady in the beloved family sitcom, says she once got crabs after a one-night-stand with career politician John Lindsay, who was the mayor of New York City at the time.
Henderson, now 77, recounts in her upcoming memoir that she was cheating on her husband during the 1960s, and gave in to her better judgment when her married and unattractive friend put the moves on her over drinks at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
"I was lonely. I knew it wasn't the right thing to do. So, what did I do? I did it," she writes in "Life is Not a Stage," set for publication in September.
Henderson went home later that night, and awoke to a grisly surprise the next day as she saw "little black things" crawling over her bed and body.
Hell, all the other stars of the Brady Bunch was fucking around. Why not Florence?
Teacher Charged With Cyberstalking Roils North Carolina Town
By RESHMA KIRPALANI June 25, 2011
A middle school teacher has been charged with cyberstalking one of her 13-year-old students, and the boy's mother claims that her son isn't the only one receiving inappropriate text messages from the female teacher.
Megan Mantooth, 26, is a popular eighth grade math teacher in Burgaw Middle School, a tiny town of 4,000 people in southern North Carolina where her husband is a deputy sheriff. She is also the mother of two, including a 4-month-old baby.
The allegations against her have roiled the town with many people defending her and lashing out at her accusers.
Mantooth has been charged with cybertalking, allegedly sending "hundreds" of text messages to her student, which included "a lot of sexual innuendos," according to the boy's mother, Elizabeth Graham.
Got to make a new section just for Bad Teachers. This is getting to be an epidemic!
School board mulls G-string ban
Published: June 25, 2011 at 2:31 PM
RICH, Ill., June 25 (UPI) -- A Chicago-area school district, where some students wore short shorts, G-strings and 6-inch heels under their graduation robes, is considering a dress code.
Brunetta Hill-Corley, a member of the Rich Township school board, said the code should also apply to teachers and other school employees who attend graduation ceremonies, the Chicago Sun-Times reported Saturday. The board discussed the issue last week but has not yet acted.
"When you come to graduation with hot pants, no stockings, 6-inch heels, G-strings and all other types of attire under a gown, that's just inappropriate and highly disrespectful," Hill-Corley
Wonder if they need volunteers to check that girls?
Should parents allow teen sex at home?
Some parents are abandoning the "not under my roof" approach, concerned that otherwise their kids will do it in "a car or a park"
posted on June 24, 2011, at 2:59 PM
Though parents fret over virtually every aspect of child-rearing, few topics inspire more anguish than sex. Some moms and dads insist on abstinence, but, according to ABC News, an increasing number of parents are letting their teenagers do it... at home. One mom, Patty Skudlarek, told Good Morning America that if her 18-year-old son is going to have sex, she wants him to get off in the safety of his own bedroom, "as opposed to a motel, a car or a park, or wherever they're doing it these days."
Hate to tell you this, but teenagers have been doing sex at home always. Just now it can be with someone else.
Condom firm seeks Swedes for hard but satisfying job
Published: 21 Jun 11 14:34 CET
The Swedish branch of condom giant Durex recently announced open positions for 1,000 happy Swedes of both sexes to act as condom testers. 
We offer flexible working hours, a hard but satisfying job, no uniform or training needed, and you can come when you want - but preferably not prematurely, the ad reads on the website.
The company asks nothing else from their applicants than that they have to be between 18 and 30 and willing to help improve the condom-maker to get better at their game.
Even if the campaign is tongue-in-cheek, the mission is very serious, Category Marketing Manager at Durex, Claus Albertsen, said in a statement.
If applicants possess a good nature, a passion to excel, empathy, curiosity and potential to excite, they are ideal for the position, according to the company.
Again, another dream job just out of reach!
Mother Angry Store Sold Sex Toy To Underage Girl
Spencer's Items Raise Eyebrows Among Parents
by Jeff Weinsier POSTED: Wednesday, June 22, 2011
MIAMI -- A South Florida woman is outraged after she says her underage daughter was able to buy a sex toy in the Dolphin Mall, no questions asked.
The mother, who asked not to be identified, says all parents need to know what Spencer Gifts has on display and is apparently selling to minors.
"I was shocked my daughter was able to buy something like this and more shocked at what I saw when I walked into the store," she said. "I couldn't believe what they are selling."
The outside of the Spencer Gifts store at the Dolphin Mall looks kid- and family-friendly. In the window, there is an advertisement for hats with Sesame Street characters and Sponge Bob Square Pants on them.
But inside the store, Local 10 discovered books with graphic, full-color pictures of a man and woman having intercourse, and a Local 10 hidden camera spotted several teens browsing in that part of the store. There are remote-controlled vibrating fantasy panties, love dolls and sex toys -- none of which is behind a curtain or in a restricted area.
Local 10 showed video taken in the store to a group of parents who often send their kids to the mall,
"It's appalling to me. It's a very appealing store on the outside, especially to kids," said Rhonda Tescher, a mother of three.
All the parents Local 10 talked to said they had no idea Spencer Gifts sold these items.
Anyone who has walked into a Spencers, knows what type of store it is from the get go. This is just lazy parenting. BTW, why did your daughter need to buy a vibrator? You are letting her fuck at home according to the last story!
Couple accused of sex act on New Port Richey street
Times staff
In Print: Thursday, June 23, 2011
NEW PORT RICHEY Police arrested a couple Tuesday evening accused of engaging in oral sex on a public street.
A family called police about 7 p.m. Tuesday to report the activity outside a shopping center at Massachusetts Avenue and Congress Street. The couple was on a scooter in front of an H&R Block office, according to a New Port Richey Police report.
Dawn Strait, 49, told the officer she did it because she was upset that Franklin Rowland, 46, was going to detox soon, the report said.
Both were charged with lewd and lascivious behavior and remained Wednesday at the Land O'Lakes jail.
Detox & Sex on the Sidewalk sounds like a new TNT Movie!
Did killer plan murder, or was she insane?
By Todd Ruger
Published: Tuesday, June 21, 2011 at 12:57 p.m.
SARASOTA COUNTY - Morgan Smith showed up at her ex-boyfriend's North Port house last year wearing all the trappings of a kinky relationship one that had recently gone wrong.
And she was armed to kill.
Smith, who has a tattoo on her abdomen declaring her Daryl Smith's property, wore her shirt that said "slave" and a collar identifying her as the slave of Smith, her longtime boyfriend.
She also brought a copy of her will and a loaded shotgun.
Thats a trick question! Got to watch out for the crazies.
Scantily Clad Promotional Models Accused Of Harassing Golfers At A Fundraising Event
Updated: Wednesday, 22 Jun 2011, 10:38 AM EDT
By Northern Territory News
DARWIN, Australia - Two female promo models gave guests more than they bargained for at a corporate golf day in Australia, drawing complaints for allegedly making inappropriate sexual advances, the Northern Territory News reported Wednesday.
Guests at the event in Darwin, far north Australia, said they were groped by the models and also accused them of making crude remarks and flashing their breasts.
"I was extremely uncomfortable," one guest said, with another adding, "I think it was all meant to be in good fun but they went way too far."
The models had been hired to promote Darwin Life magazine, with publisher and editor Leasel Avila saying she had received nothing but funny and positive feedback.
"I can tell you that none of [what several guests said] happened," Avila said.
They must have got in the way of the Beer Caddy!
Colorado police seek man who hid inside portable toilet
Tue Jun 21, 9:28 pm ET
DENVER (Reuters) Police in Boulder, Colorado were searching on Tuesday for a man who hid inside the tank of a portable toilet at a yoga festival, startling a woman who was using the facility.
The bizarre incident happened June 17 at the Hanuman Yoga festival in Boulder, a college town northwest of Denver.
The woman, who was not identified by authorities, said when she lifted the toilet seat lid, she noticed something moving in the tank, according to a Boulder Police news release.
The woman exited the toilet and asked a man who was standing nearby to check inside. The man told police he saw someone inside the tank covered with a tarp.
An event security supervisor who was summoned to the scene waited for several minutes outside the toilet until a barefoot, shirtless man emerged.
Dude! That is just not right in any lifetime. EWWWHHHH!!!!!!!
Married middle school teacher who 'had oral sex in classroom and sex at her home with 14-year-old student' fired
Last updated at 8:53 PM on 21st June 2011
Yet another female teacher has been caught allegedly having sex with an under age student.
Married Erin Baynard Stewart, 30, was yesterday fired from her social studies teaching job at Chauncey Rose Middle School, in Terre Haute, Indiana, after being accused of having relations with a 14-year-old boy.
Stewart, who had worked at the school for six years, allegedly had four sexual encounters with the boy.
She had oral sex with the student in her classroom in December 2009, while other encounters took place in Stewart's home, according to court documents.
Damn! I dont remember Oral Exams like that when I was going to school!
Couple jailed for public sex on the beach
Submitted by Summer Lott, Tuesday, June 21st, 12:56 pm
Treasure Island, Florida -- A young couple was arrested on Monday, June 20, after having sex on the beach in the presence of approximately 50 bystanders, including several children.
21-year-old Erica Alexander Huerta, of Tallahassee, and 22-year-old Steven Douglas Perry, 22, of Lutz, were each charged with one count of lewd and lascivious exhibition, and bail was set at $10,000 each.
Read the full Treasure Island police report.
Must not have used that old bit about a clam digger?
Since I was talking earlier about things from 5 years ago, I thought about one of the first adventures I was reading from Brent in Portland. Here is a long, but great narration by Brent. Still an awesome guy & a Great Moderator of his Yahoo Group:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/brentstheatertails/
Photo illustration is from my original Blog Post back then. Thanks Brent for sharing so many great adventures then and now!
An Adventure from the WayBack Machine!
Nov. 19th, 2006
Fuck Club A Brand New Report. Only A Week Old
Posted by: "Brent" brent26willie@yahoo.com
Fuck Club. You never know when a fuck will break out at the Jefferson or Oregon Theaters in Portland, fucking Oregon.The following post is in no particular chronological order. I hope that it's as interesting but not as confusing as the film "Memento"It's my first Theater Tail in almost a month and my first effort since I started a new theater group.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/brentstheatertails/
11/11/2006
Before I visited the Jefferson this past weekend, November 11, 2006 I saw the movie, "Borat". It was hilarious. The scene when Borat and his Fat Friend fight in the nude was very funny, but it didn't gross me out. I see fat naked guys at the Jefferson and Oregon Theaters all the time. The tolerance level is much higher at the Jeff than it is in so called civilized society. The only thing that isn't tolerated is sleeping, or using your cell phone, or stealing stuff, or just being a total jerk. The punishment is: "No soup for you." I'm not talking Campbell's soup, here; I'm talking about the soup between a hot, sexy theater lady's legs, getting wetter and hotter as the action gets better and better. The Jefferson Theater, this past Saturday, November 11, 2006 was more action packed then an Indiana Jones, Spiderman, Luke Skywalker adventure movie. I left at 2:30 AM and the fucking and sucking theater sex was still going on. Five or six different women could have laid a guy at least five different times. There were at least 15 couples while I was there and just about all of them played to some degree or the other.When I first arrived on the scene around 10:30, things were pretty slow. B, The insatiable lady with the big swinging breasts, sturdy thighs and big round ass, had already been fucked by at least 10 guys and was taking it easy. I think she may have fucked a couple of more before she left.J, the Librarian, who likes to get fucked bare back, was sitting further down the bench. She wasn't very active, Saturday, at least at the Jefferson. She may have been more active before I got there.A couple that I have partied with before were sitting in the front row of the couples section. She is a good-looking woman with light hair and light features. There was only one other couple in the couple's section besides them. Cabbage Patch Girl and her old man.While I was there, I saw my friend get finger fucked by the Mexican guy who looks like Edward James Amos (sic). She seemed to enjoy it; at least the orgasmic sounds she made suggested that she did. I have a feeling she could have an orgasm just by riding on a train. Or better yet, how about by puling a train. M? I'd love to see that. I'm afraid that if she doesn't get a little more action at the Jefferson than she's had during her last two visits, the
Jefferson will lose her and her hubby to the Ace.That's where they were headed when I saw them. I got a chance to give her a hug and talk to them for a few minutes. At the time, I thought it was going to be a slow night at the Jefferson. Guys, I hope you had a great time at the Ace, because you missed an incredible night of sex, exhibitionism, and cluster fuck madness at the Jefferson. Oh well, you can never predict when a fuck will break out in an adult theater.Things were quiet for a little while after M and D left and I thought about going across the river to the Oregon.Then a cute skinny girl with dark hair done school girl pig tail style came in with her boy friend, who was Harry Potter school boy dark hair, glasses. They sat in the back corner of the couple's section. It took them a while to get started, but they eventually played and put on a good show. She wore a short skirt with blue stockings. At one point she got up and went to the bathroom to take off her panties. She spread her skinny legs and played with her self. Her boyfriend helped by putting his two fingers in. I turned my head away for a second and when I turned back around, she was on top of him, riding on his cock. She had a nice round wide bottom for such a skinny girl. Two new couples came in. The guys were a little nervous but the girls seemed to be fascinated by the place. The action was just getting underway. The girls had big smiles on their faces. One of them finally saw the "School Girl" with her dress hiked up and her legs spread. The guys were still very nervous, but their ladies wee now getting a little closer to them. A little while after two more couples showed up and stared to play, they left.2 more couples came in. One of the girls had a tattoo on her thigh. She was sexy as hell She wore a long dress, modest, yet convenient. It wasn't long before she was sucking his cock. She was good looking with brown hair, and a very pretty face. . She and her boy friend stayed and played at the Jefferson for at least 2 hours, a dark haired beauty riding his cock. She got very wet when he fingered her. She eventually got completely naked. He had a lot of stamina. No matter what was happening in other corners of the theater, I always wandered back to the couple's section to watch this nice looking and UN believably horny woman get fucked, get fingered and have loud wet orgasm after loud wet orgasm.The other woman of the two couples looked a little like Kim Carnes or even Jennifer Aniston She dressed dominant yet provocative. Skirt boots, no under wear. That was apparent when she rolled over and her dress slid up past her sexy white thighs--there was so much sex at the Jefferson that night. Fucks were breaking out everywhere.A young black man brought a pretty dark haired girl in. He played with her but never took her jeans off. She did reveal a nice big pair of wonders to us. It was interesting watching them hover along the edge of the sex. They came out of the couple's section a few times but never let the waves of theater sex crash over them. She did play with the big-breasted woman with the cute face and the permed red hair. The woman with the short curly hair and huge knockers, and her boy friend, had been in the night before and were back and playing even more on Saturday.
He fucked a number of the women who were there and she got fucked by a lot of the men who were there.Dog Boy got a lot of action, Saturday night. From being front and center, naked and weird for the timid new couples to licking the wet pussy of the girl from Anarchy City who making a triumphant return to the Jefferson.A couple, perhaps in there 50s came in. She had short spiky dark hair She looked both black and white, like a white sister. She looked very exotic. She was thin and had a great ass. Her tits sagged a little but that was too being expected. She was very natural She had on a thin blouse and a loose, short skirt.They started off sitting in the front row of the first section of the main theater. Immediately a man sat right down next to her and the seats around her quickly filled up. After a few minutes she spread her legs and hiked up her dress. Pretty soon it was a classic theater sex mob scene. There was a guy between her legs eating her pussy. She had stranger's hands caressing her body, rubbing her nipples, probing her cunt. She turned her head and sucked the cock of a guy who was standing up, behind her. A few of the guys kissed her and these turned into `make out' sessions, passionate, open mouthed purely sexual but very intimate kisses.Before long, she and her husband moved to the front bench of the theater. I lost count of how many guys fucked her, how many cocks she sucked and how much come she swallowed. I know, a lot of guys also got between her legs and practiced tongue twisters on her clit board. I know that while she was down by the stage, the Jefferson was a Tsunami of theater sex. Guys surrounded her on her bench; two or three guy on the steps that lead up to the stage was fucking the curly red headed big-breasted girl. The Girl; From Anarchy City was up on the stage, on the couch getting fucked by invited guest after invited guest. The Nina Hartley woman was in the corner of the couple's section, getting felt up and playing with her lover's cocks. And the Librarian who prefers bareback and warm loads of jizz in her pussy were wondering if there would be any left over for her.The Girl From Anarchy City had come into the theater about the same time as the exotic lady. I've written about her many times before. She used to come and play at the Oregon and Jefferson at least once a month. The first time I ever saw her get fucked was at the Oregon by a seven foot black guy with a dick the size of, well, a seven foot black guy! Saturday, November 11, She and J, her boyfriend bivouacked a couple of rows in front of the exotic looking lady... "B" started fucking the first group of many that she would fuck that night. I'm not sure if the guys were using condoms or not. She used to require them, but now I'm not so sure. She likes guys to come on her. She brings an amazing energy to the theater. She said a few times. "The feeling of a cock sliding in to me, makes me get wetter and wetter.' The more she gets fucked the more she wants to get fucked. There were a lot of guys at the Jefferson, Saturday, so she was having a wonderful time. She was up on the stage. "What are you guys waiting for? Somebody come up here and fuck me".One young black guy fucked her long, hard and satisfyingly smooth. (Smoke terry tons). As a matter of fact, he fucked at least three different women in less than an hour, at the Jefferson, Saturday. November 11, 2006.E, The Bakers wife came in
with B on Saturday. She looked great. Her tits ate so full and suck able. She always reminds me of Nina Hartley or how about the blond on "Desperate Housewives."They sat on the front row of the couple's section. She, legs spread, tits out. She walked into the corner where the guys were and let them all feel her up,
caress her. She played with their cocks. It made them hard and it made her wet. She got on her knees and sucked some. She let a few guys fuck her, Saturday. When I left, the husband of the big-breasted girl was fucking her, doggy style while the big-breasted girl was between the legs of a very hot woman who looked just like Fran Dresher.Fran had come to the theater earlier with her dark haired husband. They sat in the couple's section right in the middle of the theater sex orgy that was still going on. She had a beautifully nasty look on her face. She took her clothes off they immediately and stared playing. One guy, a regular who likes to talk dirty and tell the girls what to do (sometimes it gets him onto trouble) talked to her "Show us you ass. Come down here so we can see you." She stood up and came down to where we were. She reached out and started stroking the guy's cocks. She kissed the guy who had talked to her, softly than desperately on the lips. Men were pushing and shoving their way to her like she was the exit door in a burning building. A lot of people went temporarily insane with lust at the Jefferson the night of 11/11. She finally backed off a little and took the orator back with her into the couples section. The image of that scene that stands out most in my mind was, Fran, dark haired naked beautiful on the bench, legs spread wide. Short haired, big-breasted woman between her legs, licking and fingering her wet puss. Fran's husband close by, watching, stroking his cock. "Tony" standing almost smothering Fran fucking her open mouth with his big, thick cock. She also played with Nina a little bit. The scene was wild. The Jefferson was definitely in the groove. As I walked away from the action, The Girl From Anarchy City was getting fucked by husband of the big breasted woman, who was on her back getting her cunt licked and eaten by The Beauty Who Looked Just Like Fran Dresher, who, earlier, had been playing with Nina, the baker's wife's magnificently full breasts, while two or more lucky guys were with her. The young black guy who must have thought her struck pussy gold at the Jefferson that night was fucking Nina. And that was only a little bit of the theater sex action that Saturday. There were also a variety of transvestites, gays and even a few couples that I don't remember`.Amazing.October 28A few weeks ago, Daylight Savings Time ended and we got our hour back. I had the hardest time adjusting my sundial.Saturday, October 28: I had been invited to a Halloween party but I forgot to E-Mail for the location. I went to the Jefferson Theater instead. Just like I do every Saturday. Call me Norm. I got there about 9:30. I met a couple that had just been to a costume party. Plaid Shirt lady was there, sucking guys off. Also the woman who likes a big doll and her husband. There had been a very attractive single woman in earlier. She had blond or brown hair and was dressed sensibly but sexily. When I saw her she was just finishing up with a man she had invited into the couples section. They looked like they belonged together. Hmm.I played with my friend, M inside of the couple's section. She sucked my dick. I ate her pussy. I fucked her for a little bit, but I enjoyed playing with her and going down on her a lot more (note to self: lose weight, see doctor about ED)
I think one guy fucked her while I was there. Another guy ate her pussy. She is very orgasmic. She comes at the touch of her button. It's genuine. It real. The sounds women make when they have orgasms are such a turn on. The wet sound of a woman being fingered or fucked goes straight to my cock.A Blond Lady came in with her husband. She looked a little bit like Doris day or Bonnie Franklin. She was also wet moaning and orgasmic that night.There was an extremely athletic, sexy black fox in with her white husband. They invited one man back with them into the couple's section. They got her naked. She sucked both of them. He husband went down on her She had her ass almost backed into the invited mans dick, but I learned later that she didn't want to be fucked, at least not in the theater. I heard that they went to Fantasy and continued their adventure in one of the booths.The tall Russian and his hot girl friend were at the Jefferson that Saturday. She is very pretty (a little like Mary of Tom and) the left side of the couples section was B, a girl whose boyfriend had a big dick= her giving him a blowjob, The "Russian Guy" and his pretty girl friend. DP girl was in that night, doing guys by the stage. Meanwhile, in the back of the couples section my friends were playing Cabbage Patch Girl was playing The blond was playing, getting her wet pussy fingered.At weaker girl went down to the front of the theater and sat in the corner. Later in the couples section she sucked off her boy friend. She had nice legs, strong and sexy. She had a het wairy pussy. Good for her, they put on a good show. He used 2 dildos on her. He fucked her with one in her pussy and one in her ass, if my memory serves me well She was frantic and horny, like any girl in the morning.The best and worse scene of the night was when the sweet blond came in and started immediately fucking and sucking guys in the main part of the theater. There is never any mystery or romance with her. And it's always very exciting. Unfortunately, that Saturday, after she'd been fucked by about 4 different, safe men and had sucked and swallowed the jizz of about half dozen more, she discovered that some one had stolen her purse. After an exhaustive search, they gave up and one of the Jefferson regulars gave them a ride home. They will be back but at the time the theft ruined her mood. Hell, it ruined my mood. That's the kind of shit that closes these places.
The best bet is to check your valuables with the front desk, or else lock them in the trunk of your car, out of sight. Most of the guys who go to the Jefferson are up standing, hard working, honest, almost law abiding perverts. But there are some, usually people who aren`t regulars, who will take advantage of the easygoing nature of the place. Back to the story. B, the lady who sucks guys to hard and then mounts and fucks them, was very active that night. She fucked a bread loaf of horn y guys that Saturday. A Girl in a sexyLittle Red Riding Hood costume came in later that night. She got worked over pretty good while the action was swirling around her. She was a hot red headed slut. She and her boy friend came out of the couple's section to watch the C and B getting gang fucked.It turned out to be a wild Halloween Saturday. Except I shouldn't have taken so long to write about it. , Because the notes I took no longer make any sense. Images that were once fresh and powerful are no longer visible to my naked memory. Note Go see doctor about losing weight, getting my physical sex drive back and sharpening my memory so I don't forget what excited me in the first placeOr, go to the Witch Doctor, err, I mean the Naturopathic Physician and get a root to chew on.November 1Wednesday, November 1, 2006, my friend and I were skulking about the Jefferson. It had been slow all night. I was just about to go home when a car pulled up and a young couple got out. I thought they were headed for the River City Saloon.We were both surprised when they went into the Jefferson. She was a cute young blond; She was about 5' 3" and weighed about 105 pounds. He was a fresh-faced blond with short hair. Aw Shucks. First Impressions can be deceiving. It wasn't long before she was completely naked and sucking his cock. He talked nasty to her. "You little slut. You want all these guys don't you." He fucked her in her pussy. He made sure we could all see her tight little body. She rode his cock. He spread her ass cheeks so we could see her gaping ass hole. He stuck his fingers in it. Later, I think he may have even fucked her in the ass. They changed positions, to the Jefferson Classic- she bent over the bench- he giving it to her from behind.Then she turned to us and said "Let me see your dicks and I'll choose one of you.' We all stepped up, walking jacking into the couple's section. She chose a man with a nice thick cock. He put on a condom and got between her legs. They were lying on the backbench of the couple's section, missionary style. The guy worked it in and started fucking her. He fucked her hard and fast. She moaned like the hot little sluttish bitch she was the crowd was getting restless. I thought it was going to be a gangbang. But then she said:" I`m not doing an orgy tonight." The lucky guy, who was fucking her, let out a yell and came. I can't remember. He may have pulled his rubber off and come all over her stomach. When he was done, her boyfriend stood her up, bent her over and fucked her. This was when I think he gave it to her in her butt hole. He came inside of her. Then they stared to get dressed so they could go outside for a smoke. I think that after that they might have left for the night. After they got dressed. Their Wednesday night visit to the Jefferson made my evening.November 3A couple of Friday ago a couple came into the Jefferson They were the only couple
there and I thought they would leave after a few minutes. But, I was wrong. She had nice tight jeans, leather boots and a black sweater. . She was very pretty. She looked just like Phoebe Cates and was about as old as Phoebe Cates would be right now. H e was a good-looking gray hired guy, like me:}. He also jeans on, a few sizes smaller than what I wear. At first they sat and watched the movie. Then they began to kiss, slowly, turning their faces, opening their lips, exploring, and eyes aware of the gathering crowd, the quiet crowd. The touched each other. She touched his hard cock outside of his jeans. She spread her legs and UN buttoned her jeans. She took off her jeans. She was wearing sexy thigh highs underneath her jeans and black cut away panties. They had obviously come to the Jefferson to put on a show .She bent over his lap and started sucking his dick. He fingered her [pussy. She was as wet as November. He got on his knees between her legs and ate her. Everybody was watching her and she loved it. Finally, she shuddered, moved forward, grasped a hold of him, and with a deep, sexy groan, climaxedNovember 4Saturday November 4, 2006. It was slow at ye old Jefferson that night. I got there around 9 PM. Prime time. There was a chubby girl, wearing a plaid skirt barely long enough to cover her ass down by the front, sucking guys off while her bushy bearded haired boy friend encouraged her I think she also may have fucked a few guys. They were at the Jefferson for at least three hours, having a good time. They may have taken the bus home. The short bus. The guy who lives in his van and a world full of conspiracy told me she gave him a good blowjob. B was there, in her usual place in the main section of the theater. She fucked a bunch of guys that Saturday night. She wore an extremely short dark dress. She has big thighs and a big sexy ass. She can't get enough cock. And she votes Republican, or so I was told. For some reason. I find that very erotic. There is nothing more exciting than a pure, straight laced looking woman, turning into a total adult theater slut.The couple's section was special that night. Cabbage Patch Girl was there. Along with a very cute but very heavy Buffalo Girl who was in with a skinny guy. There was another couple sitting on the backbench, watching the action. A fairly attractive couple was sitting on the bench that is right underneath where all the men gather to watch .the action. She was pretty. She had brown, permed hair and wore glasses. She was very cute, even a little "straight-laced.They sat in the couples section for a long time, watching the movie and the other couples play Then they began to play. She took off her clothes. She was very hot. A guy leaned over the couple's section and played with her hair. She rode her boyfriend. All of the other guys in the couple's section got close to her. She grabbed Cabbage Patch Lady's Husband and played with her cock. It was easy to see that she was very aroused by every one around her. Her boy friend fucked her. I can't remember if another guy fucked her. One guy went down on her and ate her pussy forever. The sounds she made while she was getting serviced by all of the guys were a whimpering erotic noise. She was having orgasm after orgasm, like a high performance engine that can't shut down.It was the best scene of the night, at least while I was there.After they left, things quieted down. A Black guy brought a very pretty girl, who looked like John Kerry's daughter. They sat in the couple's section and watched the movie.
Nothing inside the theatre or on the screen motivated them to do anything else besides cuddle with each other. Later, I found out that, on that particular Saturday Night, November 4, the theater sex, couples group exhibitionism, gang bang, show off action was much better at the Oregon. Or, so the clerk told me when I showed up there later that week. I'll take his word for it.November 10Friday, Night November 10, 2006. I was at the Jefferson. The first thing I heard about was how the most beautiful woman in the world came in to the theater that Monday and put on a very erotic, well orchestrated exhibitionistic sex show with her boyfriend. That scene has already been described in another post. I'll try to find it and re post it. These pieces of information are very important, don't you know? I also heard that Tuesday and Thursday were very hot -couples and plenty of great stripper, male dancer, and theater sex action. I wish I had been there to confirm these reports.The key words that described one woman who was in either on Tuesday or Thursday were: blow, job, tight, wet, pussy, and pencil; as in:" so tight I couldn't even get a pencil in." Do we really want it that tight? And, by the way, try your dick, stupid.} Back to Friday. The man who can fuck like the Ever ready Bunny (call him, Sir) came in with his lady. She reminds me of a cute submissive, St. Paula Girl. They sat on the backbench, lounging and taking it easy. Then he took her big round very suck able tits out. She was on the bench spread, dark panty hose, and easy access. Blond hair across her face he stroking her, gently, like a pet. Another couple came in, stayed for about 5 minutes and never looked behind them at the theater sex show "Sir" and "C" were putting on. - She was sucking on his penis. 2 more couples came in but they never made it into the couple's section. They took a look around and left. 2 more people arrived. They were active. They were players. She had short, curly, reddish brown permed hair. She had enormous breast s. They sat and watched Sir and C get it on. Then she got down and started sucking on her old man's penis. To make a long story longer, the two couples eventually ended up switching partners. Sir fucked the big curly haired gal. C got a good fuck from the other guy. There was one scene where Sir Fucked the curly haired girl while she ate C's pussy and C played with the curly haired big-breasted girlfriend's boyfriend's penis. It was easier to see them play than it is to write about.There were a lot of couples in and out that Friday. In and out obviously has more than one meaning. I heard that Sir and C, the Big Lady with the big sexy body and her boyfriend, played down by the stage after I left.Saturday was a lot better. At least 15 couple showed up to play at the Jefferson. But I've already written that story and the whole thing might change if I write about it again .Post Script.Its not always like this at the Jefferson Club. This past Tuesday, November 14. I thought there might be some action after the dancers finished dancing. Like there allegedly was last Tuesday. Well, everybody must have left after the show, because, when I walked in, there were 3 or 4 guys, scattered about the theater. They might as well have been in a Christian Science reading room. To be fair, the weather was bad.But, one never knows when a fuck will break out at The Jefferson or at The Oregon Theater in Portland, Oregon
Final Strokes from the Lair
The Rambling Photo Tweets are doing great. I have been getting positive feedback on that endeavor. Its quick & simple to post using a few Tools I have. And the photos are either from my vast electronic library or just found on the World Wide Web. I hope everyone continues to enjoy them. I have about 600 mobypictures tweeted. On Twitter, these are still my favs to follow. Each have posted awesome candid's of themselves:
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Our good friend & fellow adventurer in this thing that is ours - Dr. Emilio Lizardo (@LizardoJournal) has been doing a great job relaying reports of ABS/Theater Sex from around the nation. I heard the secret is a Gherkin Helmet. You have to ask the Doc about that. Check out his blog:
Can you guess what holiday we are against now? Yep, next weekend is the Fourth of July long weekend.
So watch over the ramparts, through the rockets red glare, for proof that we as a nation enjoy our time off with half-naked women, beer, & BBQ.
Ok, Im done for now.
Cya'
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