Hilary Duffs Awkward Sex Life of the Day

When your husband is gay, this is what happenshe makes you practice ballet, or gymnastics or whatever the fuck this non-fucking shit is.cuz hockey was something that just worked out for his billionaire heir self, his real passion was in spandex pants.

See Im not sure if Hilary Duffs husband is gay, I just like to assume he is, cuz the idea of her being passed around the locker room to bring up team spirit, also lifts my spiritsand I just like to assume all athletes are gaycuz of the amount of time they are naked and touching each otherI blame ritual hazings using broomsticks in assholes for this biased opinion.

Heres another one of her working out so that she ends up broad and built like a man so that her husband will finally have sex with herbut only from behind and if shes wearing a pair of tighty whites and a wig.

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