Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I had one of the best nights of my life. From trying to rent a communal bike and finding out the girl who had it before me had a rank pussy that left traces of pussy smell on the rubber seat..To going to a free concert and watching some of lifes biggest titties bounce.To watching a black girl booty shake.to being touched by a fucking tacoclosing out the night drunk and buying crackheads with dogs and face tattoos popsicles like a fucking popsicle fairy but way more manly.

Im alive people. Im alive. This hangover burns when I pee.

Heres some morning links

hat You Mean Your Cat DOESNT Like Slayer?
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Jennifer Aniston is Probably Engaged Cuz Her Uterus Only Has So Many Eggs to Drop and She Wants a Child in her Image Cuz Shes a Vain Cunt Like that..Oh and shes also promoting a movie.
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Womens World Cup 2011: The Loveliest Ladies in This Years World Cup
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
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God Taylor Momsen is Ugly
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Barack Obama is a Baby Whisperer or Something
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I Wanna Be All Over Claudia
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The 10 Hottest Reality Show Judges
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Big Tittied Cheerleader Gets Herself Off
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Lindsay Lohan Just Wont Go Away
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