The Emmys Happened of the Day

I went out drinking.but got a call at the end of the Emmys from an insane person I knowwho wanted to discuss the Emmys because in their insanity they felt the whole night was beautiful.so I forced myself to watch the West Coast broadcastdrunk, uninterested, not listening.

Key things that happened was they played LMFAO in the intro segment witht he dyke from GLEE..they gave The Lonely Planet a chance to do a medley of their shitty internet songs.a midget won an awardand there was a segment about the jersery shorereminding me that Hollywood isnt glamor, but trash and trying to be or compete with the internet.The other hightlight was seeing a tiny Paula Abdul next to the dyke from GLEEand I laughed once at a jokebut dont remember what it wasbut feel it wasnt due to funnybut more to do with how miserable an experience it was

I decided to compile some pics of some pussy that was there.because thats what you all like

Emily Blunt.no idea who she is.but I know people wanna fuck her

Katie Holmes.brought to you by the aliens.

Kelly Osbourne..always disgustingskinny fat or fat fat.

Nina Dobrev.is lovely Russian bride.

Julia Stiles.because we should let the public remember this random from the late 90s.who wasnt hot in the late 90s.

That Dude From Gleein a Dress

Christina Hendricks and her Fatness that Showed Off her Fat Tits cuz thats what Fat Chicks Do

Jane Krakowskis Lookin Real Housewives

Minka Kelly.cuz I have no idea who she is

Julie Bowen.winner without a nipple slip that should have had a nipple slip

Gwyneth Paltrow Boring as Shitand unable to do improv cuz actors are dronsunfortunatelyor luckilythe dress isnt actually see through.depending on how you feel about a naked Gwyneth Paltrow

Olivia Munn..Trying.HardTo Be One of these Hollywood BitchesBut She Never WilllCuz Shes a Hack.

Sofia Vergara Alll Womanlyand modestdespite her backgroundas a whore who whored out to be famous.cuz thats what happens when youre an immigrant.

Heidi Klum Not toplessWhich is OKCuz She Makes for a Sloppy Topless chickbut looks fun in a dress

Kate Winslet is Big Red.glad she won.cuz she got naked for her role and that deserves recognition.

Evan Rachel Wood.was robbed.cuz she got naked for her role and didnt get recognition

No I dont have pics of the Modern Family 12 year old showing her tits off like she was Sofia Vergara.her TV Mom and idol who taught her at an early age to use her tits to get herself noticed.


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