The Spy Kids Premiere Was Pretty Erotic of the Day

I just assumed that people who go to see movies like Spy Kids, especially grown men who dont have kids are just real fucking perverts who you gotta look out for in the movie theater cuz they may be there to masturbate on your kids popcorn when youre not looking..you know kinda like me when I went to see that teenage hot chick movie about cheerleading or gynastics or some shit when wastedonly to be in a room full of 14 year olds who looked at me like I was creepy as fuckcuz lets face it, I am.

But it turns out that theres a whole diverse level of perversion at the Spy Kids premieretheres shit for everyone of all different fetishes to get off tonot just the pedos.

Heres the unofficial list of the fetishes that were in attendence

Alba pregnancy extreme pregnancyfor the Ready to Drop Porn Lovers

Charlotte Ross extreme legs.

Rachel Fox Some 15 Year Old.for the Sex Offenders

Verne Troyer for the Midget Fetishists

Electra Avellan for the Twin Fetishists even though shes not with her twin..

Alexa Vega for the Haggard looking 22 year old with Colombian fathers and model mothers who was an amateur Gymnast Fetishists..yeah this ones a real fucking stretch but I like to view it as a highly targeted fetish

Holly Robinson Peete for the Black Chick pushing 50 but who is from 1990s ABC Sitcoms Fetishists.

And the Kool Aid guy for the real fucking weirdos who love fucking mascots and marketing icons for shitty brands.

This post is one of my dumbest


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